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Dec 14th

POW right in the kisser!

Dec 13th

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horriblewriter: I’ve hated Jimmy Fallon for as long as I could remember, but this changes everything. gotta hand it to him.. that was great. beats the old “last dance with mary jane/fresh prince” mashup i used to do.

Dec 12th

handshake? oh..uhh.. hug? alright..

There are too many greetings. Where the fuck did the Side to side kiss come from? I kissed an Italian man by guessing wrong once. Should I fist bump? Shake hands? Fuck off. Just smile and nod, folks. It’ll save you from germs and embarrassing yourself by rubbing your face on a foreign man’s beard.

Dec 10th

Dec 9th

So I just started this..

and I have 0 followers. It’s ok.. you can follow me. I’m just a wonderful bearded man trying to gather my flock.

Dec 8th

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