I don’t want to live in the same world as these people.
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I'm a young, hairy male working in IT. If I'm awake I'm either listening to Howard Stern, watching a Habs game or using my iPhone to kill the rest of the hours.Check me out on...
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I don’t want to live in the same world as these people.
Thanks again Internet!
I’ve hated Jimmy Fallon for as long as I could remember, but this changes everything.
gotta hand it to him.. that was great. beats the old “last dance with mary jane/fresh prince” mashup i used to do.
There are too many greetings. Where the fuck did the Side to side kiss come from? I kissed an Italian man by guessing wrong once. Should I fist bump? Shake hands? Fuck off.
Just smile and nod, folks. It’ll save you from germs and embarrassing yourself by rubbing your face on a foreign man’s beard.
and I have 0 followers.

It’s ok.. you can follow me. I’m just a wonderful bearded man trying to gather my flock.
You faggot cunt nigger deer! (that’s probably one of those sentences that should be encased in quotation marks)
The shark represents me. First post success!